CITIZEN'S GUIDE - GENERAL RULE
RCWCIB011501WAP
As our progressive
citizens know, water issues will determine the future of our great City for the
next century. In our beautiful City, lawmakers have taken innovative steps to
address water, security, education and human rights issues which will guarantee
Quality-Of-Life for our residents surpassing that of other
cities.
As of January 1,
2001, Rocky City Water Closet Inspection Bureau requires all citizens to
schedule WCIB household inspections every six months. During that time, agents
will check that all water closets are safe, and that web-enabled appliance
identification for every toilet and regulated appliance is working properly.
Most compliance checks will take less than ten minutes. If your City
utility-connected appliances are not complaint, agents will issue instructions
for recertification of your equipment.
To meet our goals,
all citizens will enjoy free Internet access through a common city-supplied
Wide Area Network connection. All autos, trucks, motorcycles and bicycles will
be coordinate-linked to RC computers via City wireless networks. Connection to
other ISPs within Rocky City and County limits is not
permitted.
Beginning January 15, 2001, regulated WAP-enabled
appliances and compliance checks will include furnaces, refrigerators,
computers, DVDs and entertainment equipment, autos, garage door openers, any
home security systems including cameras, selected bedroom furniture, baths and
showers, sprinkler systems, specific sexual appliances, barbecue grills,
lawnmowers and digital cellphones operated within Rocky City and Country
limits. WCIB-regulated appliances also include all equipment listed within
Document# RC011501WAP issued by Rocky City Council effective January 15, 2001.
In addition to video and audio monitors included with all approved appliances,
agents may require that citizens install additional A/V units in back yards and
areas where normal appliances may not be able to monitor isolated areas for
criminal activity. Note that all residential and commercial appliances,
inclusive, as defined in this document, must be upgraded to meet City-approved
WAP regulations at the owner's expense. No WAP appliance shall be disconnected
in any way from City network servers without prior, written approval of the
WCIB office. No WAP-enabled appliance will be connected without a RCWCIB
approval sticker attached. These devices must report reliably to Rocky City
servers for this program to be effective.
For
the safety and security of all residents, agents will immediately investigate
any and all instances of listed appliance disconnects from City server control.
At any location being investigated, all persons on the premises will be
considered hostile and may be neutralized using electric guns and other devices
for the protection of City agents.
The use of any kind
of data firewalls on web appliances is prohibited. Attempting to hide any
activity from observation by a listed appliance is illegal.
During
Year 2001, compliance deadlines will be extended by one month to accommodate
replacement of old and dangerous appliances with new equipment meeting the new
standards.
Chief Agent Bruce welcomes commentary about these new
regulations from all citizens of our great city, and welcomes all citizens to a
new era of prosperity, security and personal privacy.
CITIZEN'S GUIDE - GENERAL RULE
RCWCIB011501WAP-B
Authority for
enforcement of Rule RCWCIB011501WAP:
Rocky City Water
Closet Inspections Bureau is hereby empowered to enforce all provisions of the
related rule(s), amended January 15, 2001. Single-engine aircraft and vehicles
will be operated by WCIB agents to observe activities of persons within Rocky
City and County jurisdiction to circumvent criminal avoidance of monitoring
devices, including all appliances listed under the referenced
rule.
These rules can only provide the desired age of
security, happiness and privacy if law-abiding citizens can be assured that
criminals cannot harbor nests of unobserved malicious activities within the
defined jurisdiction. For that reason, the WCIB shall be required to use
thermal imaging equipment, electromagnetic interpretation and radio signature
verification devices to routinely monitor human and equipment activities during
at least eighteen hours each day. Agents shall develop profiling techniques for
advanced identification of sexual perverts and other criminals by the proper
use of personal information and derived monitoring data. This information may
be coordinated with other law enforcement agencies, as required by the
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