| December 25, 2003 |
The MEDIA FREE SPEECH COMPLIANCE ACT OF 2004 |
As of January 1, 2004,
the Media Free Speech Compliance Act of 2004 (code named "Project Orwell") will
take effect.
The Office of
Quality Media Reporting and Freedom of Speech (AKA the "Agency") is empowered
by new regulations to assist the government in its war against terrorism by
preventing the cognitive subversion of the general public, while also assuring
the highest possible standards of Free Speech are carried forth to the people
to maintain traditional freedoms, guarantee informational quality and secure
the liberties of all citizens under the Constitution.
This action is
necessary to prevent terrorists from threatening our security. Act provisions
were enacted following the certainty of hostile acts detected by our loving
government through the holiday season of 2003, while much of the liberal
contingent of the council was off-work for Christmas and could not oppose this
necessary action. Although these grave dangers threaten our way of life, your
government is on-duty, 24/7 to protect your freedoms.
The Office of
QMR-FOS is another step towards your government's Protective Shield
mandate for your safety. From this point forward, your government will approve
all journalism and radio / television news that has previously upset the
security of its citizens. News of a rebellious or disturbing nature will not be
approved for distribution.
Your Rocky City
Government understands that your right to know is of highest importance, and
has taken steps to insure that the production of approved lineage is not
diminished in any way. However, it's also known that many terrorists have
infiltrated the ranks of journalism, having been critical of many of your
government's efforts to fight terrorism. These will be detained under the
Combatant provisions when detected, in a progressive effort to reduce
subversion in these troubled times.
In spite of the
long-term threats against your freedoms from terrorists, citizens should carry
on their daily tasks as their government continues to provide for their
security. Remember, we don't put a price on your freedom!
NEW
PROVISIONS OF THE ACT:
- $3.7bn add'l network access
- $1.8bn add'l phone access
- $8.7bn add'l public surveillance and
enforcement
- $9.1bn interagency
- $12.4bn OOQMR-FOS Admin
- Lineage and airtime must be maintained
- Agents may assist writers and journalists to assure
previous provision
- News media management may not override Agency
directives
- Agents hold signatory law-making rights under the
Emergency Powers Act
-A statement from the Office of QMR-FOS; R.C.
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