Rocky City Leadership Renews
Tough Stand on Freedom.
Freedom is a
powerful but fragile thing. By its very nature, freedom invites abuse by
terrorists who would flourish within the nurturing climate of freedom, in order
to feed their perverted thirst for destruction.
But at Rocky
City, leadership is absolutely dedicated to stopping terrorists before they can
hurt innocent citizens. This is why the Rocky City Executive Hall under Mayor
Stagg has appointed twenty eight separate agencies with classified budgets and
secret legal status to oversee citizen movements and communications. All
citizens should realize that when hidden terrorists, that may have been
neighbors or coworkers, are located and taken away for interrogation, they
should feel safer that these threats have been neutralized before our good
citizens or their children could be hurt. Terrorists pretend to be decent
neighbors, which is one reason why you should rely on the professional
terrorist police forces that your city employs for your safety.
errors are possible in Rocky City's massive computer profiling system. The
system has never failed yet to accurately identify threats to our way of life.
In every case, terrorists have confessed to their own guilt and inevitably
implicated others in the complicated world of subversive crime.
opposition elements from questionable groups have made allegations about the
use of torture and civil rights abuses in the Rocky City Terrorist Detention
Camps. Citizens should know that their beneficlal leadership is doing all it
can to guarantee freedom for Rocky City's majority taxpayers. When your lights
flicker, it's just another terrorist confessing their filthy plot against
freedom. -Not to worry; rejoice that justice is being imposed on the enemies of
News Flash: Beginning this month, Rocky City Cable Network will be
broadcasting Sunday, Monday and Tuesday night football on RMSportsNet three
nights each week!